Yesterday was day 68 of summer vacation for the boys. For 67 days, we have had a wonderful time hanging at the pool, relaxing, eating our body weight in ice cream. Good times. That was until we went school shopping.
And everything fell apart.
Let me give you a brief synopsis of school shopping with 3 boys (and a husband).
Why do we have to go? Because I need your foot with me in order to buy you shoes. Can’t you just trace my foot instead? You’re going. Stand up straight so we can measure your feet. These shoes are too tight. They hurt. (My children have been in flip flops or barefoot the entire summer. Socks feel tight at this point). Walk around and see if they fit. I said walk. Stop running. Get back here now. Stop touching your brother. Stop touching your brother. Are you touching your brother? Leave your brother alone. Yes, you have to try the pants on. Stop touching your brother. Stop licking the mirror. Stop touching your brother. Are you kidding me, no, I will not buy you candy. How many more stores are we going to? He’s touching me. It takes a lot longer when you horse around. Oh, Dear Lord, are you seriously touching your brother. I have to go to the bathroom again. How many more stores are we going to? I swear if you don’t stop touching your brother. You can ask me as many times as you want, but I’m still not buying you candy. Get away from your brother. Look, Mom, my leg is bleeding in my shoe! You can't possibly have to go to the bathroom again. For the last time, get your hands off of your brother! This is the worst afternoon of my life.
And as much fun as that sounds, the day ended with us getting stuck in rush hour traffic for a solid hour. I’ll let you imagine how enjoyable that was after an exciting shopping excursion.
All of this led to a bonus “Cheap Wine with Pretty Labels” post.
Wooloomooloo is a Red Blend from South Eastern Australia. The wine was good. Quite honestly, this probably wasn’t the best day to have me pay attention to the taste of wine. You could have given me a glass of swill and I would’ve been thrilled.
So here’s my review. Cool label, good (much needed) wine. Cheap ($7.99). As for the name? I am positive it’s a swear word that means school shopping sucks.